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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Chronicle Of Adibah Adieb

This blog will be a VERY LONG blog!

Adib called me today and asked for my help to send her over to HUKM. She had one little spotting and she’s 27 weeks pregnant!

Lucky Elly and Arab came by…Elly and I went to fetch Adib at her site office. We later reached the guard house and this f**king Indian (from India) asked us to write down our details in the visitor’s book and handed in my driving license. Elly went inside and she later got in the car with super dissatisfied face! She told me that she got scolded by this stupid fugly guard, just because we didn’t want to write down our name (Hello! We were in a hurry! And Elly used to come and pick Adib without signing any book, and Arab just handed in his driving license, tu je!).

“Ala…so difficult la like this…I just want to take my friend to the hospital…” Elly sighing nicely to the guard. Those who knew Elly, dia ni memang very soft spoken nyer orang and dia susah nak tinggikan suara.

“THIS HOSPITAL HAS NOT OPEN YET!” The guard shouted! (Ok, Adib works with a medical supplier company and the site office IS INDEED IN the hospital. Bang***! Kitorang bukan nak gi hospital ni! Kitorang nak amik orang yang berada di dalam hospital ni, ke hospital lain!)

“You so rude…” Elly cakap lembut gile nak mampos!

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!” He shouted again! Ya Allahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Pakkal aku tak kuar dari keta je, kalo tak naya ko! (Elly told me bout it selepas kejadian, so I tak tau apa yang terjadi tadi. So skarang dah tau, siap ar!).

We fetched Adib and turned back to the guard house for my driving license. I stopped and lower down the window…AND WARNED THE GUARD,

“TELL THAT GUY, DON’T BE SO RUDE OK!!! SHE’S PREGNANT!!!” I repeated twice!

The guard that I pointed to, handed my license and the other guy just geleng kepala macam keling like saying ok-ok sorry, paham-paham…

Rupanya Elly cakap bukan keling tu yang marah dia tadi, keling lain! BUT GI MAMPOS LA, JANJI AKU DAPAT MARAH GUARD CELAKA TU! THEY NEED TO KNOW, DIORANG TU KEJE JE KAT SINI, PENDATANG!

Then we headed to HUKM. We parked quite far and walked under the sun, sian Adib. But she’s really brawny for a preggy (if I la, tatau la larat ke tak, dah la bleeding nih). We walked in the ER and Adib approached the admin lady in nurse outfit and told that she’s bleeding. She even told the lady that the appointment book was with her husband, nevertheless, she got the reference number.

Korang tau tak muka pompuan tu macamana??? Macam menyampah sebab Adib tak bawak buku and ko ni sape tetiba datang!!! Bleh tak??? I walked forward and said,

“Buku dia kat husband dia, SAYA yang bawak dia datang sini…” baik lagi ni percakapanku. Ko ingat dia saje-saje ke datang tak bawak buku, bodoh! Then she asked us to be seated.

So kitorang tunggu la…we asked Adib, sampai bila nak tunggu, Adib kata, we give her 10 minutes. Tengok tv jap, then another 1 minute, Adib said that’s it la! Nama pun tak ambik, tunggu apa ni kan! Adib pun approached pompuan tu lagi. Siap ugut cakap dia tak makan lagi. Ha! Baru la minah tu nak amik no. reference Adib, and asked Adib to get something to eat first. Boleh pun! Tu je yang kitorang nak. Amik details. Bukan tertunggu-tunggu tak tau tunggu apa kan.

After we finished eating, we went back to ER. Masa ni I dah geram, is this what u call ER???!!! 2 jam??? Kat mana urgency and emergency tu?! Tunggu punya tunggu, baru la nama Puan Adibah di panggil. Dia kena examined, kena timbang, amik urine sample sume la. Then suddenly Elly perasan cam ada uncle cina ni dok pandangggg je kitorang.

“Eh Uncle!” It was Adib’s papa. He salam us and we talked bout Adib la. Patu dia cakap,

“So, how are you Biq?”

“Ok…” I replied.

“Alhamdulillah…Biq now is BIG ha…I remembered you in Taiping, you are not so BIG…”

We laughed. He even asked me to take ticket. Tiket untuk beranak…hahaha! So cute. Ye la, memula Skin, patu ni Adib, then it should be me la. Doa-doa je la ye uncle.

Then Adib’s dad went back and we need to take the medicine la. So the lady referred us to the main pharmacy. Kona kiri kanan, sampai-sampai, THE PHARMACY WAS ALREADY CLOSED! Isnin and Selasa closed at 2.00pm. Pe kes nak refer kitorang ke situ! That lady kat ER tadi should know what…argghhh!

Sambil bebel-bebel, the lady at the main pharmacy tu referred us to another pharmacy near to the escalator. Kitorang pun cari la. Jalan lagi…sampai je sana, tanya sorang pharmacist tu, dia kata ubat ni kena amik kat ER nyer pharmacy! PAN*** TUL! I dah tak sabar dah masa ni, Adib dah peluh-peluh dah, tapi memang salute la, dia still tahan and berjalan!

Jalan lagi! Sampai kat pharmacy ER tu, KORANG TAU TAK DIA CAKAP APE???

“Ubat ni kena amik kat pharmacy blablabla…jalan sini, kuar situ, terus, bawah escalator…”

I DENGAR JE ESCALATOR, I TERUS BANGUN AND CAKAP KAT POMPUAN TU “THAT WAS THE PLACE WE CAME FROM JUST NOW. DAH TIGA PHARMACY KITORANG PEGI. KAWAN SAYA NI PREGNANT. SAKIT.” I dah baran dah masa ni. The lady said dia paham…and angguk-angguk…patu dia wrote down her name on the prescription and asked us to show it to the lady at the previous pharmacy tadi. Sambil jalan I cakap kat Adib “THEY BETTER MAKE SURE THIS IS THE FINAL PHARMACY!” And she replied “Yeah, we back to square two”. Kalo square one, memang kena penampar dah pompuan kat ER tu.

Sampai je kat pharmacy bawah escalator tu, I berdiri tepi Adib. The lady was the same lady that assisted Adib just now. She took the prescription and straight away key in Adib’s name, VOILA!!! KELUAR SEGALA DETAIL ADIB!!! NAMPAK SANGAT TADI SHE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO CHECK FOR IT IN THE COMPUTER TAU TAK!!! AND YOU GUYS TAU TAK DIA CKP PE?

“Oooo…O&G ek…ha memang amik ubat kat sini…”

SUMPAH MASA TU I RASA CAM NAK KETUK KEPALA DIA NGAN KASUT WEDGES 2 INCI SETENGAH YANG I PAKAI PATU JATUH HARI SABTU LEPAS! YA ALLAHHHHHHHHHHHH! TAK EFFICIENT NYER LA HUKM NI!

Dah amik ubat sume, we walked back to the car park and bayar parking.

“2000” budak tu cakap.

“Huh?” I buat-buat tak paham tapi sebenarnya paham. Budak ni nak cari nahas ngan aku ni!

“2000” dia cakap lagi.

“2000 APEEEE???” I HIT MY HIGH NOTE!

“2000 rupiah…2 ringgit…” budak tu jawab senyum-senyum...

Sambil amik duit dlm purse, I bebel, budak ni nak main-main ngan aku, kang tak pasal-pasal naya je kena! I paid and drove out. Dalam keta jangan cakap la, tiga-tiga marah sakit hati maki hamun, what a bad day tau today! Dimarah dan memarahi!

Tak cukup lagi! Sampai je kat guard house rumah Adib, GUARD TU PLAK BLEH TAK NAK BUKAK SIAP BUAT SIGN LANGUAGE (I tak bukak tingkap) MACAM SURUH SIGN APA TAH...YA ALAHHHHHHH! NO. KETA AKU MEMANG DAH REGISTERED LA BODOOOOOOO! I tetap tak bukak tingkap, patu last-last dia bukak jugak gate tu. Puas hati aku!

Pendek kata, arini memang penuh dengan kemarahan dan ketidakpuashatian. Moral of the day : BIARLAH TURUN TANGGA DARI TINGKAT 8 DENGAN BERKASUT TUMIT TINGGI SEBAB LIF ROSAK, BIARLAH BERGADUH DENGAN KELING YANG INGAT KITORANG NAK GI HOSPITAL YANG TAK SIAP TU PADAHAL NAK AMIK ADIB DARI SITE OFFICE DALAM HOSPITAL TU, BIARLAH BERTIKAM LIDAH DENGAN NURSE/PHARMACIST YANG TAK MASTER LAGI PROCEDURE HUKM SAMPAI ULANG ALIK DENGAN BERKASUT TUMIT TINGGI MACAM ORANG BUAT HAJI, YANG PASTI, MISSION KITORANG ADALAH UNTUK MEMASTIKAN ADIB DAN BABY SELAMAT! EVEN HOW HARD OUR DAY WAS, I TAK BOLEH BIARKAN ADIB ‘KEHILANGAN’ SEKALI LAGI! (Sebab I nak kidnap baby Adib nanti! Kihkih!) TITIK!

2 comments:

elysuhaili said...

kahkahkahkahkah bahbi punye guard! aku dpt bayang kalu aku ade kt situ!.. patu kompom la aku bebel2 kt kaunter ER yg xER tu.. eeeiii menci plak kalu diingat! time aku cuti xek sorg pon cuti! menci menci menci!!!

p/s - 'hishhh sapa budak cina asik pandang aje nih!! nk kena nih!!!'.. 'eh.. adib!' ehheheheh sori debi.. kitorg slalu ingt ko salesgirl yg sebok aje nk ikut kitorg kulu kilir..hehehhehe

dibitz said...

bodo skin ko panggil aku salesgirl?? kahkahkahhh...

biq and elly, thank you so much bawak i pi spital hukm yg tah apsal selenge sgt haritu!! paling puas hati masa doctor tu sound kat admin kaunter tu kan? cam.. "helo.. aku doctor byk keje pun bleh siap keje cepat dari ko..."

anyway, thank god the baby is ok la, still active and healthy. kalau i tak pregnant mmg i sama2 meletop arituuuu! hujah2 dah mmg siap punya... ni kena maintain control je selalu... hish dugaannn.......

thank you both soooooooo much!! kena blanje makan lagi ni, aritu minum aje mana cukup.

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