We then went back to villa to refresh ourselves, before we
drove to Eny’s parent’s house. Good to have all locations nearby, huh? We just drove
around the village, easy! On the way to her mom’s house, I saw lots of
poor-built houses. A rectangular plaited mats as four-walls, with no flooring,
and no rooms? I wasn’t sure, to call it a house or not. Reban kah? Eny said
that these houses were donated/built by the government, as a temporary living
quarters, before they were given a new house. Initially, yes. But now, why they
still live in it? The government aren’t kidding right? It was already 2 years
since the eruption. Corruption kah?
Good enough that Eny’s parents have money to rebuild their
house. It is their heredity that whenever the kids got married, the house will
be divided and parent’s area will become smaller. So, the more kids you own,
the smaller area you’ll have. Unless, you widen the house lah. We parked the
car at her sister’s house. Later, she showed us the damages where the lava made
a huge aisle next to her sister’s house. The most damaged part was the wall,
where it peeled off like your black cracked night masker. They had to wash the
floor hundred times, to clear the ashes. That was even better than her other
sister’s house that had no wall at all. Gone case.
Walking towards the house with mini jungle around us had
mesmerized me much. I saw HUGE bamboo trees that almost as big as my hip! Even
bigger than what I saw in Bamboo Groves in Arashiyama, Japan. And they were super TALL! Mama and Abah
laughed out loud when they saw this foolish daughter in law who almost hugged
and cursed yelled how big the bamboos were. Well, I purposely created the scene
la. Bosan kot. Hahaha!
We then entered the house. No sofa...but got tiles. Sitting
next to me were fat and old-fashioned TV, and newly bought rice cooker. There
was a single-size mattress as well. *Krik krik* The wall was made with bricks
and volcano soil, that made the house a bit colder. Before the eruption, Eny
told that the floor was 100% black soil, but now, they installed tiles at the
living hall. The windows were also nicely built.
We sat on the floor and started to smile at each other. I
looked at Mama, Mama looked at Wan, Wan looked at hubby, hubby looked at Abah,
Abah looked at Eny’s dad, Eny’s dad look outside. Eny’s mom? She spoke
something with non-stop laughing. I swear to God, we didn’t know what to say
and how to communicate. Eny told us that her parents speak Java, but we know no
Java. We know bit of Indo sinetron-slang but we had no idea whether they understand
or not. At the end, Eny was the one who translated the whole conversation to both
sides. The funny part was, the joke was made, but the laughter delayed few
seconds later. Hell no, we didn’t laugh for the joke coz we did’t get what the
joke was about! We laughed looking at Eny’s mom who laughed until she almost
fell on the mattress! I swear, she laughed like she just had “ice” or “shabu”
or “weed”! Hahaha! Now I know why they had mattress at the hall! Kahkahkah!
Then came the best part, lunch time! The scariest moment for
Mama, I bet so. Coz she’s a completely choosy classy yet conventional lady that
I’ve ever know. For me, it was a fun time scene! Let’s see whether she eats
this simple dish called “lele goreng” (fried catfish) and steamed water spinach with “sambal goreng”. (Remember the super hot sambal
that we had in The Waroeng Raminten? This one was eatable and lesser hot.)
Being me who usually eat “kampung” food, I
must admit that warm and simple dishes are the best. I was the one who finished
the first serving, and eagerly wanted to call for a second serving, BUT I was
too timid! What Mama will say if I add? (Eii makan banyak nyer!) But what Eny’s
mom will say if I don’t add? (Tak sudi ke masakan dapur kayu?) Well, I did add
the second serving. You know, I actually wanted to go for third serving but
hubby started to squirt his eyes, hinting that I shouldn’t. Why?? WHY?? That “sambal
jawa” and “keli goreng” was an excellent combination! Cruel you.
Mama? She ate a bit. Voila! Meantime, Abah
just being well-mannered and finished his first serving. Same goes to hubby and
Wan. Boring. While Eny did the dishwashing, I peeked in the kitchen
area. I wore slippers to walk around. The wash area was as big as our normal
toilet. The kitchen was as big as our guest room. It was attached to the
masterbed room on one side, and path to the backside of the house, on the other
side. And they cooked using firewood. Like campfire everyday, you know. Nice
huh?
We then being served with Jogja special tidbits called “bakpia”.
It was hard to bite but it was tasty to try. While eating, Eny’s dad’s younger brother
came and introduced his family. Quite a humble young village chief, who wore
knee-length pants. With this man, we fairly understood his slang coz he spoke
good Indo sinetron. Hahaha! We finally stepped out and stood outside, in front
of the main door, looking at two sapi (cow). Their life was quite easy coz they
have paddy field, they plant vegetables, and they catch keli (catfish) whenever
they want.
“Kong! Kong! Kong!”
What?? Is that…a dog? A small dog?? (You guys should see
Mama’s face when she saw this dog! Hahaha! Well, she’s a typical Malay lady
kan.)
The dog was tied, looking curiously at us. I was told that they
kept this dog to watch over the sapi. (But the dog was tied…how?) Sapi is
precious and one sapi can cost them a house (if they sell it). I didn’t ask how
they feed the dog, or bath the dog, or walk the dog, but I believe that they know
what is okay and what is not. I know we can keep a dog for a reason, not for
saja-saja.
“Makasih ya, datang dari jauh, ketemu keluarga yang ngak
sama tarafnya ya…” Eny’s mom almost cried out when she thanked us for coming that far just to see them who is not as par as us.
“Ish…ngak…semuanya ASALLLL dari kampung…” I stressed out the
word (we came from village too), like former Raja Lawak tagline.
“Kamu ini
lucu lah! Lucu skali!” (You are funny, very funny.)
AND ENY’S MOM DID IT AGAIN! She laughed out loud
NON-STOP, and walked back and forth while carrying Haikal in her arms! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Everyone laughed looking at the laughing mom! She's so funny!
14 comments:
loving the header gal! hehe
i LOVEEEEE shaun the sheep! hehehe! :D
Ohmai, mentera apa yg dipakai tetibe header gambar kambeng plak nihhhhh, apakah mak esah sudah tidak mahu popular lagi? apakah mak esah mahu meninggalkan dunia hiburan? dan adakah mak esah sudah berhenti dari mengamalkan ilmu hitam?
Kita nantikan gosip terjah minggu hadapan!
Tak sedapnya bunyi anjing tu menyalak! KONG KONG KONG? hahahahah
Kalaulah di Malaysia harga seekor lembu boleh beli rumah, alangkah kayanya aku, sah2 nk p beli lembu 4 ekoq terus laaaaaaaaaaaaa ni jugak hahahah..
Tapi memang kelakor la baca pasal mak si Eny nih hahahha
HOIIIII BEKGROUND KALER HIJAUUUU!!! ALHAMDULILLAHHHH MAK ESAH DH MENUNJUKKAN WARNA WARNI KEHIDUPAN SIKIT HAHAHAHA..
NK TUNJUK BAMBOO GEMOK KE.. NK TUNJUK CINCIN KAK..HAHAHA LEIN KALI BWK AKU MANA TAU AKU PAHAM MAK ENY CKP HAHA
na, haaaaaaa jaga2, tu kambeng muka hitam! ada makna tuuuuu...kahkahkah! nantikan bulan dpn, kata nak tukar tiap bulan sbb tiap minggu tak daya hahaha!
anjing tu kecik, sbb tu sore dia tak sedap hahaha!
aah, kaya kita pi beli lembu sekor bela tepi rumah, kira ada dua rumah la gitew hahaha!
aah mak dia lawak gile ok, i bleh immitate, nanti bebila i tunjuk!
skin, ye, saje nak kaler envy2 skit kali ni sbb rumput kambeng tu kaler ijo hahaha! oh ye, nantikan gambar aku di sydney, penuh warna-warni hokey!
tunjuk jari aku yg mcm water retention tu! hahaha! ko ikut kalo, aku rasa ko paham tapi ko tak reti ckp balik, kan? kan?
OMAI dah tukar bekgraun! GAmbo kamben cantek/comel!
makanan banyaknya!!!'
janggel, comel kan kambeng tu? aku sukaaaaaaaaaaa sgt!
makanan takde la banyak, jajan jer yg lain2 tu, makanan tradisional orang jogja katanya...
aku rasa ni layout kaler dan header yg paling cantekkk! yeke? but i do love the color the most. mcm kaler mahal gitew. sama taraf ye kite. ingat tuh, sama taraf! hahaha.
hurm...aku boleh bygkan mcm mana la mama ko makan. huhu. jemput skit2. amboihhh jahat mulut aku! nasib baik ko makan byk. hehehe cover perut org lain.
john, tetiba rasa cam ijo ni cun plak ngan kambeng tu hahaha! mesti la mahai, harga dia sama cam kambeng NZ tau! ye, kita sama taraf, kita sedar ye hahahaha!
aku tak pasan lak dia abiskan ke tak makanan dia :D tapi aku blasah jer, lapo!
SHAUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KO kidnap kat Swiss Sheep Farm ke? ehehheh...
gambo tuh, ada kopok; kopok Malinjo ke? yang makan ngan sambal tuh kan? if so, me favourite!
lily, exactly! kepok malinjo! kitorang layan gak makan kat sana :D
i dah suh kawan i pegi sheep farm tu, teruja sgt tgk! i nak bela sekor la...agak2 mana nak dpt ek? hahaha!
cis part xreti nk jawab blk tu.. aku aksik ko markah penuh.. cis cis cis.. sydney warna warni?? wowww! suka!!
skin, dah agak lalalalala. aah, nak try warna-warni skit kat sana. tgk camne hasilnya nanti :D
Alamak! Menyesal dtg baca entry ni.
Keli goreng!!!
Btw, Eny ni kiranya your husband's sister-in-law la eh?
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